Monday, March 21, 2011

Top-loaders now on the hit list

Sure, you can throw in last minute items without flooding the joint, but they use too much hot water. Energy, you know.

Consumer Reports now disses all top-loaders as mediocre.

Well, those fancy-schmancies are spendy, my babies!

They also get moldy.

Now, though, the nannies say top-loaders leave clothes dirty, too.

When the energy standards came out, apparently—according to an op-ed by Sam Kazman, general counsel of the Competitive Enterprise Institute, WSJ, Mar 18, 2011—there was a move to Send Your Underwear to the Undersecretary (of Energy).

Relax—it was a picture of underwear.

Anyhow—the standards on washers are going even higher. Will they clean better? Cost less? Oh—they don’t care about that.

Now—we need to keep these people out of our kitchens, bedrooms—AND pants!

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