Thursday, August 16, 2012

Is the economy driving you nuts?


After years of this “advice,” I had a nightmare last night. I was the job hunter (an office job again, not this scrambling for assignments). The interviewer looked like that scraggly-haired Debbie Wasserman-What’s Her Name.

She was telling me about the position, it seemed easy enough—clear enough. I smiled, let her speak, the whole thing.

Then she said, “I gave you 18 chances to succeed or fail and you failed all of them!”

I followed my advice—and said, “Can you tell me what I did wrong for future reference?”

She said, NO!

I left—in a Hummer driven by some woman with her hair in a bun. No idea who that was.

Is this mess getting to you? I need vodka.

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