Friday, June 6, 2014
Yes--Pay me every time I am annoyed
If your flight is delayed--bam! If you miss a connection--money!
For domestic trips, this costs $25. It's called Air-Care. (It's from Warren Buffet's Berkshire-Hathaway--those people probably don't even know where a commercial airport is, but I digress.)
You get $50 if a flight is two hours late.Five hundred if your luggage is 12 hours behind you. Ditto for a missed connection.
Miss a connection and sit on the tarmac? Jackpot--$1,500!
Sounds like it could be a pain to collect, but supposedly they crank over the dough on the spot.
I will never fly again--ick, what a foul way to get someplace.
Now, let's talk Annoyance Insurance for everyday life--say $25 if someone would really like to take your call, but is--most horribly regrettably--helping someone more worthy.