Monday, February 16, 2015
Weird tales from the workplace
MOST ADORABLE RESUME. Or should I say, "totes adorbs"? A Lego version of herself...with the headline, "Build the perfect account service intern."
RESUME CHECK THAT BACKFIRED. Trying out for a college coaching job, an applicant invited the revelation that he had no degree--and a degree was required.
TWO PUNDITS FIGHT. I mean--fight--punch! Is this news or Jerry Springer?
DOCTOR SEXTS DURING SURGERY. He was the one operating! And speaking of--those Steve Kroft sexts--ick ick, I am off 60 Minnutesnow.
GOVERNMENT LAB EXPOSES PEOPLE TO DEADLY DISEASES... Yes, the Centers for Disease Control. Think they would be more careful.
PRINCIPAL LOSES JOB OVER MISSPELLED SIGN. Aw--probably dyslexia or something. Or else he's a dunce.
JANITOR GETS TO KEEP $80,000 FOUND IN BATHROOM. He turned it in--total $100,000--and got to keep $80K. Not bad.
Some days, you just have to laugh. Hope this was one of them.